After looking at my baby pictures, I have some insight to T-Bone, so here you go. You are officially a Bauchiero male. For the rest of your life, the first place you will gain weight and last place you will lose it will be in your face. When you are heavy, you will really have 3 or 4 chins, but at least 2 of them will be buried below 1 really big one. Don't worry though, as you get older and active, you will thin out and eventually be ripped. Because you will always be so active, people will tell you that you won't follow the Bauchiero trend, this is a lie. College will come and go and you will fall in love with a smoking hot woman, just like your daddy did. Life will happen and so will "dunlaps disease", where your belly dun laps over your belt. The only saving grace is that you will still look way younger than you are, and older women will still want to pinch your cheeks. If you are in sales, let them, it is the best closing technique your daddy has. It is for this reason that I no longer diet or exercise. Oh the sacrifices I make for the good of the family and work.
I think the verdict is out, Tommy officially looks like me. Thanks to Grand Nan for the pictures. We will try to keep updating his pics with mine to track the correlation between my youth and his. We hope everyone is doing well and look forward to the coming months when you get to meet Tommy.
1 comment:
Ryan and Kerry,
Don't worry at all about the Little guy having a few extra chins. Maybe he was hanging out at Burger Town last week. "Can he just photocopy his CHIN?" Ooo Chee Mama!!!
Ryan's right. Chicks do dig it. Let the little champ eat. You all know what happened to Santa in that Rudolf Show when he quit eating. We darn near missed Christmas. Tell Tomster that if he wants the good stuff call Uncle crowl and I'll have a Pizza over there quicker than he can say "Change My Diaper!"
Sincerely
The Head Honcho in the Crowley Family!
(Don't tell Julia....I don't want to get slapped!)
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